now this is the story all about how tumblr got flipped turned upside down
I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll tell all about yahoos purchase of tumblr
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it hurt cuz it matters
iron man 3 problems
why didn’t the Avengers help Iron Man out? like did they all sit back and say “nah man, you got this”?
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
“California Abortion Clinic, you rode his steed, we’ll snatch his seed. How may I be of service?”
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