now this is the story all about how tumblr got flipped turned upside down
I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll tell all about yahoos purchase of tumblr
it hurt cuz it matters
why didn’t the Avengers help Iron Man out? like did they all sit back and say “nah man, you got this”?
kids dont have shows like this anymore :/
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
“California Abortion Clinic, you rode his steed, we’ll snatch his seed. How may I be of service?”